Zelda the Musical

from by Mitchell Moffit

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lyrics

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Life is simple
Life is sweet
In my little corner of the forest,
Kokiri

Got no fairy
But I don’t care
The only thing that’s bothersome
Are my nightmares
Of evil Ganondorf

*Gasp* Grass!

DEKU TREE

Link, thou must take Navi
To begin ye tale, ye story
Thou will meet thy Princess Destiny

LINK

Z…ze…Zelda!
Just hearing her name and I’d say “Hell ya!”
I’ll save Hyrule and leave my life behind
I’m only 10 and can’t control my sex drive

Somewhere she is waiting for me
And I know she’ll have my babies

GANONDORF

*Laughs*
I will take Hyrule with ease
To get your Zelda, come fight me

“Uh, how do you feel about energy ball tennis?”

LINK

“Ye…yeah that's fine..?”

GANONDORF

“Good, that’s kinda my thing…”

LINK

I will destroy you
And save all these lands

GANONDORF

Not while the Triforce of Power
Is on my hand!
It’s over Link
You’re Just a boy
Prepare to di…

LINK

Shoot an arrow throw a bomb
Oh my god, something's wrong
Out of hearts, out of fairies
I'm going to di...

ZELDA

Link!
I love you
You know what to do
Travel through time
Where I will wait for you

With bigger boobs
And new shoes
Ooh
I’ll do what you wanna

MALON

I love link too
Oh, I will wait for you

What a dumb blonde
Red hair's more fun
You can ride on Epona

GANONDORF

“Uh…do you want to finish...later..?”

LINK

“Too late!”

Travel through space and time
Screw the timeline

GANONDORF

I’ll just wait, if you don’t mind
In my tower, you can find me

LINK

I’ll come find you

CHORUS

Oh, yes this is Hyrule
And Link will stand on guard for thee
He will defend, our asses till the end
Through Courage, Wisdom and Power
The End.

credits

from Zelda the Musical, track released April 6, 2012

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