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Zelda the Musical
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LINK
Life is simple
Life is sweet
In my little corner of the forest,
Kokiri
Got no fairy
But I don’t care
The only thing that’s bothersome
Are my nightmares
Of evil Ganondorf
*Gasp* Grass!
DEKU TREE
Link, thou must take Navi
To begin ye tale, ye story
Thou will meet thy Princess Destiny
LINK
Z…ze…Zelda!
Just hearing her name and I’d say “Hell ya!”
I’ll save Hyrule and leave my life behind
I’m only 10 and can’t control my sex drive
Somewhere she is waiting for me
And I know she’ll have my babies
GANONDORF
*Laughs*
I will take Hyrule with ease
To get your Zelda, come fight me
“Uh, how do you feel about energy ball tennis?”
LINK
“Ye…yeah that's fine..?”
GANONDORF
“Good, that’s kinda my thing…”
LINK
I will destroy you
And save all these lands
GANONDORF
Not while the Triforce of Power
Is on my hand!
It’s over Link
You’re Just a boy
Prepare to di…
LINK
Shoot an arrow throw a bomb
Oh my god, something's wrong
Out of hearts, out of fairies
I'm going to di...
ZELDA
Link!
I love you
You know what to do
Travel through time
Where I will wait for you
With bigger boobs
And new shoes
Ooh
I’ll do what you wanna
MALON
I love link too
Oh, I will wait for you
What a dumb blonde
Red hair's more fun
You can ride on Epona
GANONDORF
“Uh…do you want to finish...later..?”
LINK
“Too late!”
Travel through space and time
Screw the timeline
GANONDORF
I’ll just wait, if you don’t mind
In my tower, you can find me
LINK
I’ll come find you
CHORUS
Oh, yes this is Hyrule
And Link will stand on guard for thee
He will defend, our asses till the end
Through Courage, Wisdom and Power
The End.
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LINK
Life is simple
Life is sweet
In my little corner of the forest,
Kokiri
Got no fairy
But I don’t care
The only thing that’s bothersome
Are my nightmares
Of evil Ganondorf
*Gasp* Grass!
DEKU TREE
Link, thou must take Navi
To begin ye tale, ye story
Thou will meet thy Princess Destiny
LINK
Z…ze…Zelda!
Just hearing her name and I’d say “Hell ya!”
I’ll save Hyrule and leave my life behind
I’m only 10 and can’t control my sex drive
Somewhere she is waiting for me
And I know she’ll have my babies
GANONDORF
*Laughs*
I will take Hyrule with ease
To get your Zelda, come fight me
“Uh, how do you feel about energy ball tennis?”
LINK
“Ye…yeah that's fine..?”
GANONDORF
“Good, that’s kinda my thing…”
LINK
I will destroy you
And save all these lands
GANONDORF
Not while the Triforce of Power
Is on my hand!
It’s over Link
You’re Just a boy
Prepare to di…
LINK
Shoot an arrow throw a bomb
Oh my god, something's wrong
Out of hearts, out of fairies
I'm going to di...
ZELDA
Link!
I love you
You know what to do
Travel through time
Where I will wait for you
With bigger boobs
And new shoes
Ooh
I’ll do what you wanna
MALON
I love link too
Oh, I will wait for you
What a dumb blonde
Red hair's more fun
You can ride on Epona
GANONDORF
“Uh…do you want to finish...later..?”
LINK
“Too late!”
Travel through space and time
Screw the timeline
OOPS!
I didn't see you there
I don't mean to stare
But who in Hyrule are you?
HAPPY MASK SALESMAN:
Come here my child
Hear what I say
Save all our souls, please
You have but three days
Masks make us happy
Surely you'll try
Need a good reason?
Look at the SKY!!
We're going to DIE!!
We've run out of TIME!!
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