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Zelda the Musical

by Mitchell Moffit

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LINK Life is simple Life is sweet In my little corner of the forest, Kokiri Got no fairy But I don’t care The only thing that’s bothersome Are my nightmares Of evil Ganondorf *Gasp* Grass! DEKU TREE Link, thou must take Navi To begin ye tale, ye story Thou will meet thy Princess Destiny LINK Z…ze…Zelda! Just hearing her name and I’d say “Hell ya!” I’ll save Hyrule and leave my life behind I’m only 10 and can’t control my sex drive Somewhere she is waiting for me And I know she’ll have my babies GANONDORF *Laughs* I will take Hyrule with ease To get your Zelda, come fight me “Uh, how do you feel about energy ball tennis?” LINK “Ye…yeah that's fine..?” GANONDORF “Good, that’s kinda my thing…” LINK I will destroy you And save all these lands GANONDORF Not while the Triforce of Power Is on my hand! It’s over Link You’re Just a boy Prepare to di… LINK Shoot an arrow throw a bomb Oh my god, something's wrong Out of hearts, out of fairies I'm going to di... ZELDA Link! I love you You know what to do Travel through time Where I will wait for you With bigger boobs And new shoes Ooh I’ll do what you wanna MALON I love link too Oh, I will wait for you What a dumb blonde Red hair's more fun You can ride on Epona GANONDORF “Uh…do you want to finish...later..?” LINK “Too late!” Travel through space and time Screw the timeline GANONDORF I’ll just wait, if you don’t mind In my tower, you can find me LINK I’ll come find you CHORUS Oh, yes this is Hyrule And Link will stand on guard for thee He will defend, our asses till the end Through Courage, Wisdom and Power The End.
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LINK Life is simple Life is sweet In my little corner of the forest, Kokiri Got no fairy But I don’t care The only thing that’s bothersome Are my nightmares Of evil Ganondorf *Gasp* Grass! DEKU TREE Link, thou must take Navi To begin ye tale, ye story Thou will meet thy Princess Destiny LINK Z…ze…Zelda! Just hearing her name and I’d say “Hell ya!” I’ll save Hyrule and leave my life behind I’m only 10 and can’t control my sex drive Somewhere she is waiting for me And I know she’ll have my babies GANONDORF *Laughs* I will take Hyrule with ease To get your Zelda, come fight me “Uh, how do you feel about energy ball tennis?” LINK “Ye…yeah that's fine..?” GANONDORF “Good, that’s kinda my thing…” LINK I will destroy you And save all these lands GANONDORF Not while the Triforce of Power Is on my hand! It’s over Link You’re Just a boy Prepare to di… LINK Shoot an arrow throw a bomb Oh my god, something's wrong Out of hearts, out of fairies I'm going to di... ZELDA Link! I love you You know what to do Travel through time Where I will wait for you With bigger boobs And new shoes Ooh I’ll do what you wanna MALON I love link too Oh, I will wait for you What a dumb blonde Red hair's more fun You can ride on Epona GANONDORF “Uh…do you want to finish...later..?” LINK “Too late!” Travel through space and time Screw the timeline OOPS! I didn't see you there I don't mean to stare But who in Hyrule are you? HAPPY MASK SALESMAN: Come here my child Hear what I say Save all our souls, please You have but three days Masks make us happy Surely you'll try Need a good reason? Look at the SKY!! We're going to DIE!! We've run out of TIME!!

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When you buy both the Original and Alternate version together (as an album), you will receive the instrumental versions as BONUS tracks for free!

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released April 21, 2012

Featuring Andrew Huang, Corey Vidal, Leah Daniels and Tay Zonday

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